sighed

tenderly

while

I

touched

her

bulge!

"Whatthehell?"

Ok, Surprize ending or are you going with whathehell as one word?

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An explosion kills the deep-thinking, but slightly confused, Kaissa while he ruminates on the mysteries of life during a chess game. Meanwhile, in another part of the city, our narrator gets an unpleasant surprise while trying to make the acquaintance of a mysterious women……
...the story continues…
 
Kaissa blew strongly while the chessplayers spun futilely. Unfortunately, most lose sight of the real lunatic and stroll oblivious through life because God and Country hope against annihilation. Mad fundamentalists continue their arrogant postings in spite of unintelligible recognition among ultracrepidarianists. Kaboom!!!!.

Happily, an alphabetic mixup meant that Miss Slovinia Soveslex could participate without worrying that someone would notice her extremely firm handshake which usually is inveigling most onlookers.
 
She sighed while I touched her bulge.
 
“Whatthehell?”
 
(What happens next ?...is the narrator surpised at what the bulge contains?, or is Slovinia not happy with her bulge being touched; and what is the connection between her and Kaissa?....only our next contributer can point us in the right direction)

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The sound of a humongous asteroid, striking earth!! We'll never know, for sure; If "Spud"s last uttered words, referred to his reaction to her 'bulge'; Or perhaps more likely; The huge bright flash, that preceded the sound of the asteroid striking!? .. As most any cogent observer might add: "Does it really matter"?! --
 

That depends where the bulge is.Is Miss Slovenia really a woman, or if she is, where is the bulge. Is she up the duff. Did the French judge get his leg over.Or is Doorman the father.What is going on when a yank uses a word like inveigling.So many questions. We need some answers.

Whathehell?! Who...
 
 
 

do

I

think

is

running

This