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Topic started by pazuzu on 6 Jul 2016, 18:32:08
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6 Jul 2016, 18:32:08
 
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Edited on 6 Jul 2016 at 18:33:34
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6 Jul 2016, 18:33:19
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I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
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6 Jul 2016, 18:44:22
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She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
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6 Jul 2016, 18:45:07
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A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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12 Jul 2016, 02:00:37
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good stuff. Keep it going. It is going to take a while before others get some posts in I think because of the former dominance of 81st and his other forms.
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12 Jul 2016, 15:32:36
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Yeah... it'll take a while but they will come back eventually.
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12 Jul 2016, 15:37:32
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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12 Jul 2016, 15:38:51
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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17 Jul 2016, 22:18:54
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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17 Jul 2016, 22:19:26
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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17 Jul 2016, 22:50:09
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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20 Jul 2016, 17:01:32
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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28 Jul 2016, 17:07:47
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And all this time I thought the fattest was Sir Loin.
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30 Jul 2016, 01:39:05
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WizardNo1 said:
And all this time I thought the fattest was Sir Loin.
 
Sir cumference...Sir loin probable related some how....
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20 Sep 2016, 03:23:19
 
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Tthe fellow in Australia that killed his girlfriend while she was in the bathroom was found guilt because he did not have a leg to stand on
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20 Sep 2016, 03:39:53
 
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HE THREW THE WATCH OUT THE WINDOW TO SEE THE TIME FLY..
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20 Nov 2016, 04:11:32
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I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days
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20 Jan 2017, 01:00:38
 
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I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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20 Jan 2017, 01:01:29
 
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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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20 Jan 2017, 01:56:16
 
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Why were the Indians here first! They had reservations.