Top 8 funniest jokes, {culled from 10}; Via, the 'Web'
 
1. Nick Helm: ‘I needed a password with eight characters – so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.’
 
2. Tim Vine: ‘Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.’
 
3. Hannibal Buress: ‘People say, “I'm taking it one day at a time.” You know what? So is everybody; That's how time works.
 
4. Tim Key: ‘Drive Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car...’
 
5. Matt Kirshen: ‘I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let's make this interesting"; So we stopped playing chess.’
 
6. Alan Sharp: ‘I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.’
 
7. Andrew Lawrence: ‘I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.’
 
8. DeAnne Smith: ‘My friend died doing what he loved... Heroin.’