Did you know the old man with the gut
Who decided he was in a rut
Well he changed his ways
 
...and ended his days

.. according to all those 'dyed-in-the-wool' & atheistic, {from all appearences}, naysayers.

with a bottle of Red and a slut.

This Player named Spud was quite rough, so he got folks to Ghostwrite his stuff.
The results did not Shine, were crap ost of the time
So folks said, "Enough, Spud, Enough!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

While Wiz plays a very good Game
His limericks aim to defame
He’s channelling Ming
Mercy’s not his thing
As he seeks to blacken my name