It is with a bit of trepidation that I announce another round of Team Limerick.
 
The rules are simple , using a standard 8,8,5,5,8 or 9,9,5,5,9 sequence a limerick is composed by those who can be quick enough to get their line in. The only restriction is that you cannot post two consecutive lines
 
(If you want to be reminded about why I have modest hopes for the success of this , check out the "Let's take this one out for a spin again..." and "Team Limerick" threads in this BB)
 
...so here goes...
 
"The winter olympics are over...
 

And I watched it all from the sofa

the downhill was fast

the fans were aghast

I'll take the liberty of the last line

When the pommie skier fell over.

Nice work...that seemed to go alright...let's try another one...
 
The mercury seems to keep rising...

the cause is not that surprising

I blame Al Gore

But be fore warmed
 
:)

It's not of the Greenies' devising

Well we got two in without any major problems...let's go for the Trifecta...
 
There's a skill in telling a story..

Preferably, that's not too gory..

it must have a plot

not tied in a knot

Like many, a British 'Tory.'

Spud has been so great with the story(saving anal is hero worthy), that I want to try to start a limerick:
 
Did you know the old man with the gut
 
 
My Kaissan Haiku:
 
Kaissa gliches suck
Updates few and far between
AdminBrian hides
 
--SoCo

get out the red and blue paint , buzzkill, then whack yourself over the head with a shovel. Read Southern Comfort's post again, and follow the instructions carefully.

 who decided he was in a rut

Well he changed his ways