Dear oh dear. Two beasts fighting right, you seperate them by giving them a tug/pull - or yank - which is a name for Americans. When you explain it it isn't funny any more! What about the mime jokes though?

Oh i see. But that seems kinda cruel feeding a person to crocs. Now if you had said Texan or Christian ,that would have been funny. But that would'nt work with the joke, pull, separate, yank.. Sorry the problem is i have no sense of humour. Nevermind.
 
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You are being a bit literal! Anyway, what is crueller, letting two innocent beasts fight, or sacrificing a Yank (there are 300 million of you buggers).
 
The mime joke is good though (come on I want some feedback here).
 
Feeding Christians to the crocs would be cruel btw. Though {having said that} perhaps {i will quality this} there are some candidates that stand out {they know who they are}.

 
 
Ok i don't want to be rude . Strangely there was not much feedback on the jokes. Some of us ,or rather one of us, made a polite comment ,about how maybe his mother in law or some other distant friend or aquaintance might have chuckled. Very decent of him really.
I'm thinking maybe the lack of response may be indicative of the information you are seeking. Or you could have offended all the thin skinned yanks with your croc joke. That may have eliminated 300 million opinions.
 
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Bampot2: I read your jokes but I think to get in the mood of "black humor" you have to warm up or get into the mood...( it remind me a cartoon book I bought called "101 ways to use a dead cat" ahhh...some good ideas -not for ya Nevada master!-)
 
The jokes? (di+ MM) I think they are good now that I read it again...
 
I have an idea: how about open a thread of Black humor jokes?? I think you are the man to lead it, how about it??
 

More on this idea of Black Humor:
 
This internet thing is incredible...I found the damn book!
 
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0517545160/ref=sib_dp_pop_ex?ie=UTF8&p=S004#reader-link
 
ok. another idea: I will send a copy of the book to the winner of the best black humor joke via amazon...Bampot: you go along with me? You organize, make the rules and pick the winner. That's my offer. tic, tac....hehe
 

I'm In!
 
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