A WOMAN'S DIARY
 
28 July 2007 Saturday
 
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
 
I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late
meeting him, thought it might be that.
 
The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.
 
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went
somewhere nice to eat.
 
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I
just knew that something was wrong.
 
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He
hesitated but followed.
 
I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned
the television on.
 
After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to
bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He
just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.
 
He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my
surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.
 
I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's
found someone else.
 
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A MAN'S DIARY:
 
 
Saturday 28 July
 
 
australia lost the cricket.
 
Gutted.
 
Got laid though.
 

:-)
 
nice
 
and d'at twue, too!

All is well. There has been a sighting of the lost cricket.

But in the real cricket , on the go at the moment...India batted for 9 hours and made 441 runs, and in reply , Australia after 3 hours batting made 189. Third day's play to start shortly..expect to see Australia bat for the whole day..then the second innings can begin. Somewhere , on the back seat of a car , traveling from Sydney to Perth, there's a couple of kids, bored witless listening to a ball by ball commentary. "Johnson, starts his run up, well pitched up, and the batsmen lets it go to the keeper". Meanwhile the driver is in heaven.Love cricket. Great game.

 
How to Make a Woman Happy
 
It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
 
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
 
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
 
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
 
 
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
 
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
 
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
 
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer