1. Wait for unsaved children to come to your door and hurl a bucket full of warm lamb's blood (goat or dog blood can be substituted later in the night if you run out) all over their hair and faces. Shout - "I plead the power of the Blood of the Perfect Lamb over you! Take that! FOUL DEMON!"
 
2. Dress up as the freshly resurrected Christ. To make your costume as realistic as possible: (a) use your mother's sewing needles to poke holes in your hands and stomach; (b) wear bluish makeup to look like someone who has been dead and lying around in a cave for a couple of days; and (c) stuff five pounds of week-old hamburger meat in your pockets to smell like rotting flesh. Sneak up behind people, grab them, turn them around, look them in they eyes and scream, "Why have you forsaken me!" And then slap them very hard across the face with a palm-full of rancid hamburger meat. It will usually scare the living Hell out of little children, and they are sure to remember their first experience with Jesus for the rest of their pathetic lives.
 
3. Offer to exchange your giant treat bag with the small bag of an unsaved child - when he gets home, surprise! BIBLES!
 
4. Paint your face black, dress up in a flashy suit, and wander around a predominantly colored neighborhood - talking Ebonics into a cell phone about how the Lord Jesus saved you – in a voice loud enough to wake the sleeping winos! This doesn't have to be just for Halloween. You can try this anytime. When they ask what you are talking about, simply reply, "Yo, yo, yo wazzup? I be off da chain for Jesus! I be pimpin' for da playa JC on the fly with mad props." Then give them one of those arthritic hand signals the Bloods give their friends, the Crips. Most likely, they will persecute you for righteousness sake.
 
5. Vincent Price may have thought he was scary, but nothing touches the Lord when it comes to the gruesome and macabre! With baby dolls and ketchup, use your front lawn to stage a realistic reenactment of when the Lord got jealous of Samarians worshiping a rival god and ordered that their children be hacked to pieces and their pregnant women experience the Lord's abortion-by-sword calling card. (Hosea 13:16).
 
6. The only costume you should be wearing is "The Holy Ghost Halloween Costume." Jesus makes it quite clear in Matthew Chapter 12:31 that there is one unforgivable sin, and that is blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. So, remember not to say anything unflattering about yourself while in this costume – or you will instantly damn yourself.
 
7. Feed almonds to your Christian family dog for the two months leading up to Satan's birthday, Halloween. Follow him around with a pooper scooper. Carefully place the dog-filth in Almond Joy candy wrappers. Sealed in plastic, also insert a Bible verse. At the end of the Bible verse, in very small type, provide a warning not to eat the "candy." That way, wicked children who choose candy over the Word of God will get exactly what they deserve!
 
8. When trick-or-treaters come to your door, tell them you are no different than the Lord Jesus when it comes to playing host to sinners. Then, take them into your basement (where the heater is set as hot as it will go) and torture them.
 
9. One of the best ways to witness on Halloween is by banging on a door, running into the living room and declaring that you will not leave the home of the unsaved until they sit and listen to you read an entire Chick Tract!
 
10. Place a burning cross in your front yard, dress your kids up as ghosts, form a circle around the cross, and sing hymns all night.
 
pazuzu

{source reference: It was under one of the first 5 or so, 'Web' links, {of multiple dozens}, of the 'googled': 'God is Not mocked'; Bible quote!
 
Never doubt the Word of God!!!
Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting, read until the end…
It is written in the Bible (Gatians 6:7):
” Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Here are some men and women who mocked God:
 
JOHN LENNON:
Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
“Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him” (1966)”.
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
 
TANCREDO NEVES:
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
 
CAZUZA:
During a show in Canecão {Rio de Janeiro}, whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: God, that’s for you.
I can’t even explain how he died.
 
THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: “Not even God can sink it”
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.
 
MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He is a preacher and Evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
“I don’t need your Jesus”
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.
 
BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
“Don´t stop me, I´m going down all the way, wow the highway to
hell”.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.
 
CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005
In Campinas, a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: “MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU”,
She responded: ONLY IF HE {GOD} TRAVELS IN THE BOOT,{trunk}, COZ INSIDE HERE IT’S ALREADY FULL”
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died; the car could not be recognized, as to what type of car it had been; but surprisingly, the car's {trunk} was intact.
 
The police said there was no way {that} the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise.. inside the trunk, was a crate of eggs, none was broken!
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and He is still alive!..{'risen'}.
 
People I’d really appreciate it y’all would seriously consider the approach you take towards God. How you relate with Him, what you say about Him, what He means to you… I could go on and on, but I trust that you’re smart enough to figure out the rest, on your own.
 
{with the obvious exception, of the demon-possessed, "pazuzu"; whose indwelling {WRONG} spirits, reportedly go by the name, "'Legion'; for we are Many"}. 'Memory'
 
Someone once said,
 
"You don’t have to be a genius to go to heaven, but to go to hell, you have to be Really Stupid!"
 
So folks, it’s entirely up to you how you want to swing it, Will you go like Bon Scott of AC/DC down the “highway to hell” or will you climb the Stairways to Heaven. Think about it.
 
Shalom!

Oh crap, people die? Who would have thunk it. You are an idiot to think Pazuzu, the christian god or even the dog you worship has anything to do with with anybody's death.
 
Now, how about those race baiting bible passages.
 
pazuzu

pazuzu,,,,
 
are you sure you are going to be able to finish TD-ing the Leap Frog game?
 
Don't do it, Paz....we're counting on you!!!

*cough-cough* I'll pull through.
 
pazuzu

 
Without Either of you realizing it; you just metaphorically asked a man, 'Snoop'.. who jumped off a skyscraper, circa 7 seconds ago {sans parachute, or other life-saving means}, if he's okay{?!}.. and the Only reason he's 'still coping,' is because he {guess who?}, hasn't splattered on the {also metaphorical}, 'pavement,' yet!; but is Too {spiritually} calloused to 'God's Word,' to realize that!!

Race baiting, a thing for little girls and pushing people off buildings? Why don't you just add some gay bashing to the list, I'm sure your DOG will give you a cookie.
 
pazuzu