..Announcing, you plan to move to "Zimbabwe," if Canada, or the 'US' {let's say} doesn't 'get its act together.'
 
'Dumping' an attractive young gal, for the 50-year-old "Madonna."
 
Giving up sugar, in favor of Any and All, artificial sweeteners.
 
Moving from the Oregon coast, to the less earthquake prone, rural North Dakota.
 
Using up one-fourth of your total wealth, to be a 'guest' on the "International Space Station."
 
Disliking one of the major party candidates so much, that ..... {hey guys & gals, this thread might comprise some original humor; but, I'm Not Stupid!}..
 
And finally, taking a lucrative paying job in Saudi Arabia, only to be jailed for 11 months, {by the Saudis}, that was due to some 'planted' "contraband." ..
 
 
{Trust me; I've seen the other Chess Web sites, and these analogies, aren't Too far, 'off-the-mark'!!}.... In my, 'Trolling for the Truth,' mode.