Did you guys catch Poker After Dark last night? One of the players told a great joke.
A man enters heaven, and sees a lot of clocks everywhere. So he asks St. Peter, "What are all these clocks for?"
St. Peter says, "Each clock represents a person. Everytime the person lies, the hands on the clock move. That clock over there represents Mother Teresa, it hasn't moved because she has never lied. And that one is Abraham Lincoln, it has only moved twice."
So the man asks, "where is George W. Bush's clock?"
Peter says, "Its in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan".