How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity!
 
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
 
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
 
Insist that your email address is: Xena_Warrior_Princess@companyname.com or Elvis_the_King@companyname.com
 
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
 
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
 
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
 
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
 
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet Jimmy."
 
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
 
Don't use any punctuation; or.. use, Way, Too Much!
 
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
 
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
 
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
 
Sing along at the opera.
 
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
 
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.
 
Send an email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in stall 3."
 
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
 
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
 
Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
 
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Stone Cold."
 
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
 
Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in Your Head, that do."