the story of jerknovsky is a sad and not so true story...
a russian boy growing up in the wilderness...
gets vodka for breakfast and chess games for lunch...
one day he decided to go on caissa and try his luck...
there was much competition, many losses and many victories...
how does this story go? stay tuned for the adventures of jerknovsky......
does he hook up with bangalotski?
find out next time on the adventures of jerknovsky and that hog mongering fat chick - bangalotski

..Sounds Fascinating!..Ah..er, try, "out-of-the-mouth, the-heart-
speaketh"!..oh well, we All have to 'test-the-waters' of our
literary talents {or lack there-of} somewhere!
 
..Lest you be discouraged, you have a hell-of-a-lot of "potential!"